When the Wife is Away

by Ghani Kunto

… the husband plays.

6 am Wife leaves for a business trip
7 am Gym
8 am Played w/ my kid. Work prep.
9 am Work day starts
8 pm Work day ends
9 pm Pasta at Marzano + JCool Yoghurt + bought discount comics
11pm Got home. Read comics while eating yoghurt. Pass out from carbohydrate poisoning.

Professionalism aside, I’m starting to strongly suspect that if not for his woman, a man is often just a boy.